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junk mail poetry

i was extremely bored and reading through some of my spam mail when i noticed they came with choppy sentences with missing words that were actually quite funny. i posted a few of them behind the cut, i thought you all might get a kick out of some of them. it sounds kind of like esoteric pretentious poetry, if you ask me. yay viagra!


latter off drew mischievous news. evening next fascinate force.
turning raise edge or wife the?
we wanted wife. bought allow immediate,
gym light arms we supposedto young. corner shining how sugar leader raise.
gym here light wrong carefully reading,

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you independent account getting keeping dare. foot again drew reply whos mistress. full fail disease?
pray day hearing certain. fill day went glass goodbye,
repeated servants latter teacher.
shining seize god. thought matter wanted respect circumstances. leader proceeded goes or,
make approach studied make know?

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am cold truth your, news necessary busy? human love forth independent favour.
times or letters might. nothing grew forth. age circumstances busy and action.
thee development wonderful situation. strange independent meeting. edge mischievous gotten am sugar age.
went trying intelligent companion twenty-one blue.
nothing teach interest, different surely surprise? degree turning make,

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next disappoint tying turning very commit. wife respect commit shining anything purpose, prison reference motor.
he being principle supposedto allow black? profession parents window benefit. bad profession servants rich off beautiful?
least wrong profession filled? did bad tying light commit social. purpose being speaking immediate.
end bad pretty window taught human, taught taught being thus filled. thats find find.
my letters sugar,

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friends parents studied reply anybody anybody, different he somewhere? reply the make letters end bad.
whom money love drew news? wanted promised sugar immediate she? reply prison suddenly.
benefit explain off shining social benefit,
principle shining anything. bad sandwich night fire? corner pride tying.
corner love not goes slow happened? servants fascinate embarrass wrong servants corner. thats why least hard?

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favour day rich leader window bridge.
as may times friends degree.
blue seize full situation miserable got? showed learned meeting desire some. desire grave fill bear oh board.
yellow raised near news nervous back. familiar effect black desire independence leader.
obliged mistress idea,

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raise anything few, pride fly across.
thats next tying.
promised the sugar bought off is? promised different turning wife. drew a anything fascinate nothing.
fascinate already very prison.
off again make. added gym benefit thus corner, prison shining being again?

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corner raise purpose? bought reply out development taught. love corner teach,
sandwich side am off pretty. end speaking supposedto filled filled am.
explain find bad?
window allow is back. taught social out wanted?
arms am beautiful few corner principle? commit we supposedto filled pretty.

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gray music rose.
prettier end go. back fancy slow find using six?
truth awhile beautiful.
morning captain keeping. day pie winter edge sense within. wonderful hurrying being,
favorite argue black thank. circumstances evil cousin filled goodbye. account ten captain remained,

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is turning fly letters my wanted. human beautiful nothing window shining black.
teach mischievous end night,
supposedto respect nothing drew rich rich.
drew young being suddenly miserable? why respect raise why find.
again rich tying?

Comments

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eskimo_war
May. 18th, 2006 07:25 pm (UTC)
hahaha, beautiful observation.
in_bloom
May. 18th, 2006 08:37 pm (UTC)
Love it!
in_bloom
May. 18th, 2006 08:38 pm (UTC)
The second to the last is my favorite.
ohtheaftershock
May. 19th, 2006 06:59 am (UTC)
I love those, somemtimes they sound so cool!
It sort of reminds me of magnetic poetry, just sort of picking phrases you like and sticking them together. :D
truth_is_vital
May. 19th, 2006 08:16 am (UTC)

friends parents studied reply anybody anybody, different he somewhere?



ahaha fucking right
truth_is_vital
May. 19th, 2006 08:17 am (UTC)
I read this like

friends.... parents.... studied-reply! ANYBODYANYBODY!! different he somewhere!?!
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